You don't have to have a vagina to be a blogger but apparently it helps

Ok, so last blog post I wrote about how I wanted to take over the world ok take over the internet this blog up a notch, to the next level and maybe get my name out there among bloggers.   As soon as I published that blog post I started thinking “What exactly will it take for me to get my name out there, increase my audience, and do something meaningful with this blog?”

I started looking at some of the blogs I love to read, some I’d love to learn from, some who I consider have made it and looked at what exactly it is they have in common.  Guess what I found:  A vagina.

Yes, they all* have one.  But they also all write about them.

Meredith at Life’s Crazy Joke.com tells you how to get paid to write about your vagina. It’s practically a step-by-step.

Brittany at BarefootFoodie.com writes about how she explained vaginas to her children.  Seriously, go read this.

Shauna at Shauna Glenn dot com writes about why she will no longer be attending pilates classes thanks to her vagina. Her tag line is even “No vagina was harmed in the making of this website”.

We can’t forget Miss Britt, the self proclaimed Queen of the Coochie.  She wrote an owner’s manual for those of us with a vagina.

The argument can even be made that Adam Avitable has a vagina. Even though he never misses an opportunity to show us his balls. We all know you have balls Adam, without you flashing them at us.

When I did a search for ‘vagina’ in my feed reader of 600+ feeds, (insert your own joke about searching for vagina) I got 110 feeds returned.  In the past six months alone.

Maybe the vagina niche has been filled already? (again, insert joke about a filled vagina) Besides writing about mine would embarrass my family, and frankly I’ve done enough of that in my life.

*All jokes at Adam’s expense have been approved by him.

Also, can I say vagina any more in a single blog post?