Archives

• I am moving before the roof falls down around me
• Mentally Ill People are NOT Evil People.
• She is Still My Sister
• Where I have recieved Absolution, and Ask a HUGE Favor
• A Heartbeat at a Time
• A Casual Vacancy
• God Don’t Like Ugly
• A Letter to My Country and the Candidates
• What This Election Has Meant to Me
• Opportunities, Responsibilities and Lemons
• NaBloPoMo: Where would You Live?
• Finding Things to be Thankful For
• Preteens: Door Open or Door Closed?
• Halloween in Our Little Corner of the World
• What Am I For Halloween? Apparently a Mad Scientist. Or Martha Stewart.
• Hurricane Sandy
• Six Years Ago
• I Got My First Twitter Love Tweet Today. I am So Proud
• SEO is Just Going to Have to Suck it, This is Personal
• How I Spent My Sunday Afternoon
• A Place to Tell My Story with Bipolar Disorder
• Coming Home
• Presidential Candidates and Birds
• I am Looking for a Few Good Women. Republican Women. I Need Your Help.
• If the Past 13 Years Are Any Indication, Buckle Up For The Next 13.
• What I Learned from Last Night's Presidental Debate
• The Shit Kids Say
• Scars
• I May Not be Mother of the Year, but Really, Who Is?
• I am Not a Bimbo, and I Won't Play One on the Internet
• My Celebrity I'll Pass List
• Dear Unemployment Office,
• At What Point Has Bad Parenting Gone Too Far?
• Fighting My Way Back to Normal.
• The Other Love of My Life
• I Have Never Told This Story Before, The Breakdown to Celebrate my 37th Birthday
• 10 Reasons You Should at Least Consider Our School’s Fundraiser
• Day Six
• My Apology
• Bipolar is Not a Conviction, but Sometimes it Sure as Hell Feels Like it
• Frankly by This Point, I'm Offended by the Easily Offended Who Want to Run the World
• Oh Twitter, My Twitter
• Famous Footware Offers 15% off Shoes for Back to School
• 6 Years
• Off the Rails
• Ashley
• You Know There Must Be Something Wrong with the Judicial System When I am the Orgainized One
• My 'This Shit Ain't Happening' List
• Court Date #2
• Text Messages
• Questions and Answers About Jail
• 23 Days, $650 of My Own Money, and 12 Pounds Later, I am Out of Jail
• Younger Looking Skin with #EclosBeauty Skin Care: Review and Giveaway
• Moles the Size of Sasquatch
• Just the Topic of Conversation This Week…
• Because I Didn't Learn the First Time, I Went on Another Field Trip; This Time to The Zoo
• Class of 2012
• Dear Adam,
• Dear North Carolina, You Did it Wrong
• Things I Want to Say About the Bullying of My Daughter
• #FreeChrisLoesch Twitter Husband Defends his Political Media Wife and Gets Suspended
• Bullying: How Responsible are the Parents?
• Paying it Forward; Promoting the Hell Out of Other People
• I May Not Know a Whole Lot About Love, But I Know a Family When I See One
• Fresh Produce Clothing
• I Learned a Lot, Specifically, What I Still Need to Learn
• Tomorrow I take a real step towards realizing a dream
• A Simple Wish
• Relevancy, where the hell did it go?
• I'm over at Buy-Her With the Most Embarrassing Pictures of Me on the Internet. Also a product review
• I Hope for All Our Sakes the State of Florida Gets it Right
• A Leap of Faith
• A Whole Lot of Navel Gazing about Fears and Insecurities
• What Happened to Innocent until Proven Guilty?: The Trayvon Martin Case
• I am Sorry Jackie DeShannon, What the World Needs Now is Tolerance.
• Using My Own Words to Discuss Using Someone Else's
• An Introduction of Sorts
• This is Just Another Example of Politicians Trying to Get into Women's Pants
• Because 15 is Almost 16 Which Might as Well be 18 is Featured over at BlogHer!
• The End of The Road
• Where I’ve been, Where I’ll be
• Because 15 is Almost 16 Which Might As Well be 18
• Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Sexual Morons.
• Today, words escape me. Or at least words you'd want to read
• I am Known For My Shoes, but I Never Expected This
• I Get My Sanity Back, Only to Lose My Mind by Taking On Comments over at BlogHer
• I May Be Sick, I May Be Broken, But I Refuse to be Crazy
• I Got My First Hate Email! I Think I've Made it to the Minor Leagues
• Where I let you into the playground of my manic mind
• Bring On the Hate Mail, I Don't Understand Worshipping Whitney Houston
• If Telling My Story Helps One Person, I Will Tell It Again and Again
• Putting into Words the Unspeakable Things about Bipolar Disorder
• When I'm Okay means Inside I'm a Dying Wasteland of Nothingness
• A Typical Normal Weekend, when Normal includes cats in heat and teenage daughters
• My Inspiration Found Me
• When Words Fail Me, My Camera Picks Up the Slack
• Pinterest, Horders for the Internet
• As of Today, I am No Longer Giving it Away for Free
• Tim Tebow, The New and Improved Face of Christianity. God Could Do A Lot Worse
• Living With Bipolar Disorder isn't as Glamorous as Hollywood wants you to think.
• It's Not Really About the Shoes
• Where all I can think to say is Thank You
• Where do you go when you want to set your teens on the curb hoping a band of gypsies will come along and take them away?
• Show me a mom who enjoys spending 24/7 with her kids and I'll show you a mom with a closet full of empties
• World Domination. I'm Doing it Right. Kind of.
• Just Three Words
• In 2012 I am Going to Try Something New
• It's as close to a Year-In-Review post as I am going to get
• I Don't Scrapbook, but With This Software, I'm Going to Start: A Review and Giveaway
• Traditions. Who needs them?
• What I learned on my first Parent-As-Volunteer Field Trip
• You don't have to have a vagina to be a blogger but apparently it helps
• Blogging 2012 Style
• Reasons 346382 and counting as to why I clearly am not Carrie Bradshaw
• It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
• I honestly hope they see themselves the way I see them; Beautiful
• Seven Years
• Sex and Money over Vows and Commitment?
• Setting the Record Straight
• The Grinch may steal Christmas, I fuck up Thanksgiving. It's a talent.
• Dr. Ruth and the Holiday Gauntlet
• What I'm not writing about Penn State, Herman Cain, and Thanksgiving. But I included picture of cats
• Thank You doesn't begin to cover it
• Stories I Only Tell My Friends, by Rob Lowe
• If Kim Kardashian can get married, why can't Neil Patrick Harris?
• There are no Cliff Notes for Life Lessons
• Bad for Girls, Ok for Boys?
• #We’ve Tried To
• #We’ve Tried To
• Today is not a day for anything meaningful or profound or witty or brilliant. Basically I came unprepared.
• The one I struggled to write
• Today with Adam, was my first time, and the one time I'll never forget
• Today with Adam, was my first time, and the one time I’ll never forget
• Will Lisa be another Caylee?
• First love, True love, Forever love
• We Did It!!!
• My 99%s worth
• Because I am a Mom of my word
• I forgot, high school drama is clearly a matter of life or death
• The things they teach, and need to teach in school these days
• John Stamos, just like wine, ages well, very very well.
• Parenting by the books. You're doing it wrong, which, ironically is right
• Happy Birthday Ian, I love you.
• Once Upon a Time
• Who am I?
• Who wore them better, Me or Johnny Depp?
• Newt's Questions
• I do what parents all around the world do, just on a smaller more stressed out scale
• An Job Application of Sorts
• I am just like Tigger, I bounce because that's what us Tiggers do
• For the first time in a long time, I can just breathe.
• My soul was for sale, and cheap too. Who knew?
• Today, tomorrow, for the rest of her life, she chooses herself
• What may or may not be between Chaz Bono's legs should not be up for discussion
• I promise you, it is *not* Dr. Phil's fault you got arrested
• I Unfriended Facebook, at least for right now
• Letting the neighbor off the hook in exchange for a word of advice
• The Stages of Dating According to Ms Batman, (that's me)
• Parenting kids is only hard if you make it that way. Yes I know this will piss a whole lot of people off.
• The Letter I know I Shouldn't Write, but I've got to get it off my chest
• One of the Lamest blog posts ever written, and that's saying something
• A Letter to my Stalker
• All they had to do was provide a reasonable doubt.
• Finding forgiveness.
• Turning off the bitch switch, and going off in search of the funny.
• The girls went on vacation, I went to Hogwarts
• All I want, isn't even close to all that I deserve, but it's a start
• I have had enough.
• I Have Worth
• I'm trying to turn myself around
• Sundays suck and I can't tell you why, basically because I don't know.
• Not All Publicity is GOOD Publicity, I don't care what THEY say
• I am the Indiana Jones of the internet.
• Rigteously Indignant, yup, that's me.
• It's Doubly Funny because they have no idea why it's funny in the first place
• This is where I draw the line.
• I live with Bert and Ernie only with vaginas.
• It's my Birthday! Get drunk and blow shit up!
• My future's so bright I gotta wear shades
• What I've learned in the past 72 hours
• If the Cranky Pants fit…
• Media, He has a tank. Be careful what you write about him.
• Unless I personally put it in your face, it's none of your business
• For Puppy Monster
• The Day I Became The Watcher
• Reason 342 Why I am an Awesome Mom
• Vin Diesel is NOT Captain Jack Sparrow.
• What's Going on in my world lately
• I NEVER password protect a blog post. Until today.
• My Complicated Pregnancy
• Where I have a little chat with my body.
• The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn…
• The Coolest 16 Year Old Guy I know
• My Mother's Day Wish-Hope-Prayer
• Bad Hair Days
• Jon Stewart on Release of bin Laden Death Photos
• The Conflict over bin Laden
• Winner Winner Chicken Dinner… er, uh, well, Free Pizza!
• FRESCHETTA SIMPLY…INSPIRED Pizza
• I'm not here today, I'm at my OTHER place, You Won't Go Blind
• In Defense of Cheerleaders
• I'm not here today, I'm writing with Miss Britt today at Buy-Her.com
• I only judge myself, I am not judging you
• My love hate relationship with my body Part II
• My love hate relationship with my body Part I
• Where I decide that revealing everything? Isn't always the answer
• Changing my mind set in the dating game
• Hateful Bitch, The Pirate, and me.
• Comfort Zones: Who needs em?
• Aiming Low Does Good Spotlight: Mental Illness. This is My Story
• The Nate Phelps Interview
• Jumping on another bandwagon, because other people have douchenozzles in their life too.
• If nobody ever sees it, is it still offensive?
• Happy 14th Birthday Taterbug
• What I AM allowed to say.
• I'm all Achy broke up about it.
• I can't not find words to adequately express my thanks
• I'm a guest blogger!
• It's just a ring. Except to me? It was everything.
• Never miss an important holiday like National Margarita Day again. You’re Welcome
• Please go show me some love, just keep the crazy to yourself
• I felt like a million bucks.
• Me? I have a date. Who would have guessed.
• How I am celebrating February 14th
• Because nothing screams dating expert like a twice divorced recently dumped single mom of two. Clearly.
• They're always thinking of me
• Just a few pictures from the front of my house
• Going Home, finally
• St. Louis Post Dispatch? I've got a shovel full of shut the fuck up for you.
• Ok, Mother-Effing-Nature, you win, this round.
• Negotiations are done, and we are a go for another season
• DeLurker Day, come out come out where ever you are
• Dating? Who me? Have you met me?
• My Inner Awesome
• Questions of my heart
• Where is a good Catfish when you need one?
• Reviewing and Resoluting
• That sucking sound you hear is just the end of my holidays going down the drain.
• Here comes Santa Claus, uh, Grandpa
• My personal Christmas miracle
• Today
• My full-on bipolar weekend
• Empty
• No, really, this time it is you. Clearly.
• A few gift ideas, you know, in case I'm on your Christmas list.
• I am not here today. What else is new? Go find out.
• Carrie Bradshaw I'm not. But not from lack of shoes. (A wish list of sorts)
• My Black Friday meant I slept a little later than you.
• I am thankful for things most people take for granted.
• When Monday morning starts like this, the rest of the week can only get better
• It's that time of year again
• Just a sneak peek at the place I call Home.
• My Saturday Morning
• I am still alive, honest I am.
• I'm over at depressions and confessions today. Please check me out
• Setting the record straight.
• Where I take one for the team. You'll thank me later.
• Shoe Shopping with Teens. I need a sponsor. Nike I'm available.
• Dear McDonald's, I'm beginning to question my love for you
• This is me feeling restless
• Because I just can't keep my opinions to myself. And I found some new drama to write about.
• Alcohol: the reason for this post. I'm sorry.
• In which I spill one of my deepest darkest secrets
• What the world doesn't need now. Or in the future. Or ever.
• The blog post where I tell you where to go
• Happy Birthday Newt!
• My first Buy-Her post is up today!
• Pulling a The David Cook for Little Patriots Embraced
• Bankrupt
• Where will you be December 22, 2012?
• Days of Truth, Day 3, Forgiveness
• I thought we were beyond witch hunts.
• 30 Days of Truth Fail
• 30 Days of Truth Challenge, Day 1
• The bitches in my head
• Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll*
• I blame myself, because I can’t find anyone else to blame, damnit
• No Rental Agreement
• Because I want to be a big deal some place other than my own mind.
• Even my butt was relaxed
• Raising Divas
• Changing Landscapes
• Different is still equal
• I think NIKE was in charge of the internets yesterday
• I have a secret, so why not put it on the internet?
• Things about blog archives that are kind of gay when you think about it.*
• Awkward Love
• Intolerable
• The Point of View
• Where I've been….sort of
• He Poison'd me
• Happy Birthday to me, lumps, bumps and all
• I could never be a helicopter
• It's a numbers game
• Summer repeats of a different nature
• Having the last word
• I need a lost and found for my life except that I'd probably lose that too.
• Road Bump
• The One true God? Really?
• One last time, for bad time's sake
• A Promise of Forever
• Do you want to be the pot or the kettle today? Either way I'm feeling stabby
• The Missing Piece
• I'm only going to say this one. If I say it more than that, I'll fuck it up
• Day One: 160
• Owning my shit on the responsibility pendulum
• Short Stories
• Equal rights for all, special privileges for none
• Men are worthless when it comes to shoes
• Confession is good for the soul
• A Happy New Year indeed
• Normal
• Random thoughts in my head
• The Butterfly within
• Newt's Award
• The Theory of Quantium Physics
• In the end he chose me.. or did he?
• Putting them first, not in the middle
• Let the past be the past
• The Importance of words
• Just hanging out, (but not in the Avitable way)
• My brother, my hero
• I could write about
• Pennies from Heaven
• Brain Dump
• Strong, stoic and brave
• My Goodbye
• I have no words
• Dear Batman
• Another one bites the dust
• Let there be spaces in your togetherness
• An open letter to his mother
• Searching
• Cleaning out the junk in my head
• 40th Birthday Bling
• Hypothetically speaking
• Telling my story
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter Fourteen
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter Thirteen
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter Twelve
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 11
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 10
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 9
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 8
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 7
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 6
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 5
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 4
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 3
• Jail Chronicles, Chapter 2
• The Jail Chronicles, chapter 1
• Overheard in my living room last night
• A picture worth a thousand words. The first of them being EWWWW
• Friendships
• How it all began
• Taking up the sword
• Tweens and exploding heads
• The Demons within
• Music is what a feeling sounds like
• Be Calm in your heart
• January 8, 2004
• A Letter to my body