Do you know how to tell when your kids are too old to trick or treat? When they decide to go at the last-minute and the best costume they can come up with is their pajamas. Granted, pajamas are awesome, they are not a costume. They couldn’t even be insomniac zombies. They basically went as lazy teenagers. See also: no effing Milk Duds. I walked around the neighborhood dodging strollers, and screaming kids running on a sugar high and didn’t get any Milk Duds. I call bullshit.
Last night I ended up going as a Girl Scout Cookie, a Tag-a-long. *rimshot*
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