My Celebrity I'll Pass List

I think my ‘woman card’ may be in danger, you know, if there really is such a thing.  Men get all the cool shit.  Man caves, we get the kitchen.  They get the car/truck we get the minivans. They have man cards, we… well we don’t really have anything.  I searched Google, and while there was a whole bunch of stuff come up, there was nothing helpful.  I think there are times when Google says “Fuck Dude I don’t know” and just throws things at us, hoping something sticks.

Any way, back to why my ‘woman card’ may very well be in danger.  Everyone has a list.  You know, that list, the Celebrity Free-Pass List. I have a Celebrity Free Pass List. It is painfully short, and we won’t discuss it.  I also have a Celebrity I’ll Pass List.   Yes, I have a list of celebrities that, should the chance ever arise that I could hang out with them, of have sex with them, I would respectfully pass on that opportunity.

My Celebrity I’ll Pass List.

First on my list is Ryan Gosling

I’m sorry, I just don’t see the appeal here.  Add the facial hair and it gets even harder for me to find.  Yes, I have seen The Notebook.  Yes, his character Noah was a great character, but I just didn’t *sigh* over him.  I’d rather hang out with Ryan Reynolds.

Next:  David Beckham

Yeah, ok, he has a very fit body.  He has spent some serious time in the gym.  Frankly, to me, he’s a Pretty Boy, he works a little too hard, he’s a little to “perfect”.  And he honestly does nothing for me.  Highly over rated in my book.

Next: Hugh Jackman

He’s a good looking man, and his role in Wolverine shot him straight to the top of a lot of women’s Celebrity Free Pass Lists.  Maybe the crossed wires in my head from my bipolar has crossed more than few other wires too, but this guy, I just don’t see it.

I’m going to be run out of town by adding Matthew McConaughy

 

There’s just something about him… I like his movies, he has amazing comedic timing, he’s not altogether unattractive, but well… he just always seems.. dirty.  He is always on a beach, and there’s sand, and ocean water, and we all know how I feel about ocean water. Also, there’s just a bit too much “I AM MATTHEW McCONAUGHY” to him.  His ego would sort of get in the way.

Zac Efron

Sure, when he was all 800 High School Musicals, and when he did Hairspray he was way too young to even look at without getting skeeved out (suck it spell check Skeeved is too a word). But even after he became legal to ogle… Maybe I’m missing a gene somewhere, but meh, I’ll pass.

Is there a pattern here?  Is it maybe I just don’t like men who are prettier than me?

So, for something different, who’s on YOUR Celebrity I’ll Pass List?